Nov
25
Five Things That Make Me Feel Young…And NOT In A Good Way
1. The pimple on my forehead.
2. My current bank balance.
3. The irrational pleasure I get from seeing a fridge stocked with beer.
4. The flop sweat I unleash when I get in an argument.
5. My collection of T-shirts w/inappropriate sayings on them (Best/Worst: “This Dick Won’t Suck Itself”)
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